July 4, 2008

Poetry Found by Sue Walker

Jenny Joseph (1932-)

Warning

When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go, and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells
And run my stick along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out in my slippers in the rain
And pick the flowers in other peoples’ gardens
And learn to spit.

You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils and beermats and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practise a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.

Runner’s Warning

When I am an old woman, I shall go running
With singlet and short shorts, and reflective tabard
And I shall spend my pension on sports drinks and water bottles
And running shoes, and say I missed my pb by seconds.
I shall walk along muttering when I’m tired
And gobble up samples from exhibitions and pee al fresco
And run through crowds of people shopping
And make up for the lethargy of my youth.
I shall go out running in the rain
And get sweaty and covered with mud from the fields
And learn to spit.

You can wear fluorescent lycra and not be fast
And eat three pounds of bananas at a go
Or only sauce and pasta for a week
And hoard socks and Compeeds and medals and things in boxes.

But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practise a little now
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to go running.

Anonymous (with thanks to Jenny Joseph, if only she knew)

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June 30, 2008

Lairig Ghru Race, Braemar

Sunday 29th June - Lairig Ghru Race, Braemar Race Report from Phil Smithard

 

The Lairig Ghru Race lived up to its usual reputation of uncertain weather ranging from baking heat to wind and rain during the course of the event.  No hail stones were reported which can only be a plus.

 

6 intrepid volunteers and supporters assembled at the traditional toilet stop in Braemar where 84 souls had signed the papers and lined up at the dreaded hour - ten of the clock. There were three experienced runners and three not so experienced in the delights of this race, so there had been much information passed about on the road up and in the car park.  Peter Humphreys, Steven King and Fabienne Thompson were the guys having seen it all before and Tommy Lawrence, Colin Reynolds and Paul Davies were the ones doing the listening.

 

Donald Naylor set a cracking pace from the start and was a clear leader from start to finish, but did not quite meet his target of regaining the course record that he set in 2006.  Next year…..  His pace was under 6 minute miling at Victoria Bridge.

 

At Victoria Bridge after 3.75 miles, Tommy looked comfortable in a good group just off the leading two runners with Peter not far behind, indeed Peter almost came onto this group at one point as they seemed unsure as to the pace that they needed to be doing.  Shortly after this Steven came into view looking very comfortable and then Fabienne just ahead of Colin and no doubt having a cosy chat to take their minds off things ahead.  Well, Fabienne knew what was coming and Colin had much trepidation about starting off too quickly.  Paul looked very steady leading quite a big group, so he must have looked in confident mood if everyone was tagging along behind him.

 

99 bars rest then for the happy supporters while the 6 travelled the tracks and boulders of the Ghru though it might be viewed that a run over the pass is far more attractive and much less work than the drive round over the Lecht.  Colin had been told to look for Aviemore as he passed the summit cairn which he did and it just about did for him as the recent advert about the smallification unit sprung to mind. However, he recalled that its apparent size was probably due to perspective which fazed him even more.  By this time he had eeked out a smallish lead on Fabienne who was not looking forward to the downhill section into the forest.

 

Phil meanwhile had managed to drag his ailing body up the path to the big clearing just south of the Cairngorm Bridge to provide tea and cakes to the luridly attired ones.  However, trying to take a photo, carry two sorts of drinks, a banana and several jelly babies while not being able to run proved too much to cope with, so the menu was reduced to water or pink stuff.

 

Donald Naylor was seen bouncing down the path as if he was out on training run some 8 minutes clear of the field having probably seen no-one for the last 20 miles. 

Tommy was the first harrier through looking decidedly tired but in an excellent fourth place. He left his swish light weight sunglasses here and immediately speeded up to finish in 4th place, only 50 seconds behind the 3rd placed runner.  Sadly he fell foul of the dreaded WDSM syndrome (Well Done Sidewinder Missile) offered to him by some very nice old ladies causing him to look up to smile only to stub his toe and score 9.4 for acrobatic excellence.  As those who do this sort of racing regularly, this high score only comes with much practice and so Tommy has once again done the Club proud.

Tommy’s time of 3:28.38 may be a club record for this Race, but some interrogation prior to 2004 will need to be done.   It would have won the race in 2002 by almost 5 minutes.

Next through was Peter, looking very calm and business like though a cheery smile gave away that he was having a good run and so he was by putting in a 15 minute PB which can’t be bad. 

Next up was Stevie putting up with severe back pain and determined to keep going to complete the course and was rewarded with an 11 minute PB. 

Then two club vests showed in the same sighting with Colin obviously enjoying his first outing in this part of the world and being chased by a lady. Fabienne was just under 3 minutes behind, having not had a comfortable start to the race, but from the boulders onwards things began to fit together. She was looking strong at the clearing and with another club vest coming into sight set about the task.  Colin had forgotten his rear view mirrors and was totally unaware that the chase was on.  The last 4.5 miles are tough and though the time was whittled down dramatically the final chase up Aviemore High Street was not quite long enough for a reversal with a mere 19 seconds separated the pair at the line.  I am sure that both of them will have thought the High Street quite long enough!

Finally, but by no means least was Paul putting in sterling work over the last section to overcome stomach problems and tightening leg muscles. He received an ice cream (it’s in the mind you know) form his son at the main road that gave him the strength to push aside the traffic in the High Street for a storming finish – and uphill too.

 

Well, what can you say, no nice white envelopes for the club this year with HBT grabbing the Male team prize, but surely there must be a STANDING OVATION for

 

6 Runners  è  è  è  6 Significant Personal Bests

 

Final Placings and Some Stats

                                                                                           Approx. Time for Last 4.5 Miles

1          Donald Naylor                3:10.05                                                 29 mins

4          Tommy Lawrence           3:28.38             PB    1st Outing              29.5 mins

11         Peter Humphreys           3:44.16             PB   15 mins                 34 mins

21         Steven King                   4:05.18             PB   11 mins                 35 mins

36         Colin Reynolds              4:38.18             PB    1st Outing              40 mins

37         Fabienne Thompson       4:38.37             PB   17 mins                 37 mins

73         Paul Davies                   5:15.19             PB    1st Outing              50 mins

 

 

 

84 Starters

I Pulled Out at Marr Lodge

2 Not Finished by the Prize-giving (6 hours Cut Off)

 

 

Your Roving Reporter

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June 2, 2008

Friday Evening Race Series

Our Friday Evening Race Series get underway this week with a one mile race in Pittencrieff Park, Dunfermline. The race is the 7th counter in our Road Running Grand Prix and please make every effort to come along and take part. The race starts at 7.30pm and entries (£2) are all on the night from 6.45pm next to the Glen Pavillion.

If anyone is available to assist with timekeeping or marshalling at the one mile race then please come along to Pittencrieff Park for 7pm or let Iain Taylor know by email.

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Hill Running Reports on Hillbillies Blog

Information and reports about Club Hill running is available on the Carnegie Hillbillies Blog.

Hill Running Reports HERE

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May 31, 2008

Strathallan 5 Mile Road Race

18 Carnegie men and 6 Carnegie ladies travelled to Strathallan School to compete in the 9th edition of the 5 mile Road Race. This was the 6th counting event in the 2008 Road Running Grand Prix. 6 Club members were trying the race for the first time and of course, swore that they would return!

 

Once again, the 100 entry limit was reached. Under a bright blue sky and summer temperature, blessed with an occasional slight breeze, the competitors took off, battling over two laps of a scenic, rural, virtually car-free and undulating course.

 

 

Neil YOUNG of Fife A.C. took the lead and won the race in 27:22, with, hot on his heels, Carnegie’s Tommy LAWRENCE in second place (and first Carnegie) clocking 27:37. Not too far behind in 3rd place and first M40, our own Lewis LAWSON ran in a strong 28:12. 3rd Carnegie man was Mike Harvey who finished in 29:39. Tommy Lawlor showed his good form by finishing first M60 in 34:19.

 

Jacqui HIGGINBOTTOM of Carnethy won the ladies’ race comfortably in 32:57, ahead of race organiser Fabienne Thompson (34:30). F50 Erica Christie of Bellahouston Harriers finished 3rd lady in 34:40. Carnegie’s Gail “Ginger Spice” MURDOCH was awarded the F35 prize (in a PB of 34:53) and with Susan CEDERSTROM’s performance of 36:24, the Carnegie ladies secured the First Female Team position.

 

Callum WILSON of Edinburgh Athletics won the Junior Prize for his run in 33:19. Amongst our Club members, PBs on this course were recorded by Robbie MCKENZIE (32:04), Alan COCKBURN (who, in 32:22, sliced over two minutes off his previous best time) and Ryan MCKENZIE (33:22).

77 Carnegie Harriers have now taken part in this event which seems to gain in local prestige every year.

 

 

Heartfelt thanks are due to all who took part, as well as those who helped promote the event, raised or donated money. Anyone who baked, prepared sandwiches and contributed to the display of appetising goodies for the post-race munch played a big role in the success of the race.

 

Last but not least, we are very grateful to Run & Become in Edinburgh, who donated vouchers as prizes.

 

Over £530 have been raised today, there is no doubt that Get Kids Going! Cancer Research and C.H.A.S. will be grateful for everyone’s effort.

 

Report by Fabienne Thompson

 

 

The complete set of results from the Strathallan 5 Mile Road Race can be found HERE.

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Haddington 5 Mile Road Race - New Club Record

Congratulations to David Simpson who clocked 25.35 at Saturday’s Haddington 5 Mile Road Race placing 2nd overall. David’s excellent time is a club record for 5 miles with the previous best being 25.39 set by Frank Harper at the Brig Bash 5 in 2001.

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May 27, 2008

McGaw brothers on form in Kirkcaldy

Four Carnegie runners took part in the Ravenscraig Park One Mile Road Race in Kirkcaldy on Tuesday evening. The Fife AC hosted event saw Stevie Ogg clock 5.07 to finish 4th overall while Calum McGaw produced a very fast run setting a personal best of 5.12 in 5th position.  Alan Cockburn crossed the finishing line in 5.38 placing 7th and very well done to 13 year old Fergus McGaw who broke the six minute barrier for the first time recording a new best of 5.55 (8th overall).

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May 12, 2008

FORTH BRIDGES 10K - SUNDAY 10th AUGUST 2008

Entries are now open for the popular Forth Bridges 10K. This race has a race limit of 350 runners and in 2007 reached its limit four weeks before the event.

The race starts in North Queensferry and was very well supported by Carnegie members last year. Our men occupied the first ten places and our ladies placed 1st, 2nd and won the team award.

It is a counting event in our Grand Prix and we are encouraging our members to take part in this event again this year. An entry form is below and it is strongly advised to enter asap before the race is full.

forth-bridge-10k-entry-form-2008.pdf

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Cateran Trail Relay, Blairgowrie to the Spittal of Glenshee


Carnegie Harriers enjoyed a tremendous day of running at the annual Cateran Trail Race and Relay Race from Blairgowrie to the Spittal of Glenshee. Ultra distance expert Richie Cunningham was the convincing winner of the 23 mile individual race in 3.15.35 with Gail Murdoch and Fabienne Thompson placing 2nd (3.56.36) and 3rd (4.00.35) ladies respectively. Lynne Kuz also ran well finishing 5th lady in 4.09.11. Steven King, Paul Davies, Helena Sim, Andy Sim also took part and their times will be posted once available.

In the popular 23 relay race which is held over three paired stages, the Carnegie men’s team of six runners (Peter Simpson/Pete Humpreys, Andy Hunter/Mike Harvey and Lewis Lawson/Ian Stewart) won the event in 2.49.00 with Dundee Hawkhill Harriers second in 3.10.53.

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27 Harriers complete the Dunfermline City Half Marathon


The annual Dunfermline City Half Marathon was run in perfect conditions on Sunday morning with a good turnout of 27 Carnegie Harriers amongst the 776 finishers. The 13.1 mile race got underway just after 11am with good crowds cheering on the runners throughout the two lap course. Defending champion Robert Russell succesfully defended his Scottish Half Marathon Championship title breaking away from the leading pack after three miles going on the win the race in 1.07.36.The leading Carnegie runner was Tommy Lawrence who placed 10th overall in 1.14.18 winning the Gary Riddell Trophy for the 4th year in succession which is presented to the first local athlete to finish. Scott Bradley in 11th position ran strongly clocking a time of 1.15.44 and congratulations to Ian Johnston who was the leading M50, placing 38th overall in 1.24.16. Carnegie’s men placed 3rd team overall in this Scottish Championship event.

Wednesday evening’s Auld Toun 10K race winner Ros Alexander continued her return to form winning the bronze medal in the Scottish Championships by placing 3rd lady in 1.26.08. Sharron Gunn was the 2nd Carnegie lady home covering the route in 1.34.22 with Susan Cederstrom next in 1.42.23 (3rd F40) bringing the Carnegie ladies home in 2nd team position. Angela Wallace enjoyed a fine run placing 2nd F50 in 1.47.34.

Despite the challenging nature of the course Sid James and Fraser Munro still managed to set personal bests setting times of 1.27.07 and 1.30.57 respectively. It was good to see our local MP Willie Rennie sporting his Carnegie colours as he placed 205th in 1.39.56.

Well done to everyone who took part and to all who assisted at our stand at the Healthy Living Expo.

The complete set of race results can be found HERE.

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